You laugh, but i’ve always had really bad teeth. Dentists are stressful, even for kids. My teeth were made even more complicated by bashing them on the sidewalk when i was 9 (spoiler!!!). Based on an actual diary entry of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A tree fell all on our house this week and broke our internets! It’s okay though, you’ll be relieved to hear we’re back in business now. In this week’s installment, Sadie gets in trouble for relating to invertebrates on an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Another adventure that was transcribed, almost word-for-word, from my childhood diary. i’m actually not sure i’m doing those priceless entries enough justice. i aspire to do better…
Next in the series of Doll Tragedies, Barbie goes camping! But you’ve spent hours meticulously setting up your campsite just the way you want it – now what? Grill some burgers? Roast some marshmallows? Go for a hike? Tell a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
i don’t know about you, but when i was a kid, my Barbies had everything: the latest and greatest in fluorescent-and-faux-jean 80’s fashion; a huge, beautiful piece of real estate, handcrafted by my father’s own crafty hands; all the plastic[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Dear Diary, Today has been a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day.” So begins an actual diary entry of mine from January of 1994. i was 8. Other gems from this record of my childhood include, “I had a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…